1. Channel your inner Leuthold- go big on the free food, double fisted, or go home!
2. Words of Wisdom passed down on steakhouse napkins: "Why bother trying, it doesn't matter anyway."
3. If you have to meet with other business professionals at an industry event, it's always more appropriate to do so in a sarong. Hahahahaha, that guy...
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OkNmcShmS7A&feature=related
4. Keep a lookout and steer clear of 21 year old "used" car sellers lurking in run down parking lots and frat parties... or, better yet, steer clear of run down parking lots and frat parties.
5. Now this is really important... I need you to remember you have a cheese sandwich!
6. Remember, when making new friends it is best to continuously remind them that you are very cool as you lived in NYC.
7. It may seem trite, but always wise to double check for matching shoes.
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It's quite possible that I'm the only other one who finds (most of) this hilarious. Even I am not privy to some of the jokes...
I am also amused.
ha I love it! this will be framed
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