Heidikin's Guide to Business School

1. Channel your inner Leuthold- go big on the free food, double fisted, or go home!

2. Words of Wisdom passed down on steakhouse napkins: "Why bother trying, it doesn't matter anyway."

3. If you have to meet with other business professionals at an industry event, it's always more appropriate to do so in a sarong. Hahahahaha, that guy...
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OkNmcShmS7A&feature=related

4. Keep a lookout and steer clear of 21 year old "used" car sellers lurking in run down parking lots and frat parties... or, better yet, steer clear of run down parking lots and frat parties.

5. Now this is really important... I need you to remember you have a cheese sandwich!

6. Remember, when making new friends it is best to continuously remind them that you are very cool as you lived in NYC.

7. It may seem trite, but always wise to double check for matching shoes.

The best part is, the soundtrack is from the Bodyguard!

This makes me so very happy. This one is for all you pet lovers out there. Which by the way, I think I am becoming one of those people who talk about their pets way too much. I need an intervention!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=adYbFQFXG0U